The new flavor is Key Lime, which reportedly savours like the regular lime flavor, merely
a cool lime flavor sweeter and with a “scent of toasted meringue.” I have no mind what a “scent of toasted meringue” means–is this like the time I Instagrammed my Pizza Rolls with the caption “mozzarella and chorizo bites encased in a puffed pastry and heated to perfection”? Is it going to taste like Pinnacle whipped ointment vodka? Why is this even necessary when we already have a regular lime flavor and a Cherry Lime Curate flavor? Does LaCroix have stock in the lime industry? Am I just asking too many questions? Is my inability to accept good news such as this the reason I’m single and destined to be alone forever ??
* Puts down blunt* So yeah, anyway, this new flavor sounds like it is unable to replace your usual dessert ordering of decaf coffee, but no term on whether it will come between you and your beloved Pamplemousse. We’ll continue you updated on when you can buy it, so you should get ahold of your mom’s Costco card in advance.