One of the more popular memes of the absurdist state of our lives right now is the” suppose explaining this headline to someone from” format. Something weird and ridiculous happens, like” Eminem requirements white fans rescind support for President Donald Trump ,” and people will say,” Imagine explaining that to person from 2000 ,” the gist being that someone from the past would hear that and would be confused as fuck.
Of course, you can’t really do that without a day machine–but this weekend, we got a taste of what it was like.
Joshua Boyle and spouse Caitlin Coleman were captured by the Taliban in Afghanistan in 2012 while reportedly hiking in a remote field outside of Kabul. The Canadian citizens, as well as the two children they had while in captivity, were just rescued in an operation in Pakistan.
In an interview with the Toronto Star , recounting their experience, Boyle said that their captors continued outside information to a minimum during the course of its five-year ordeal , noting that he did not know Justin Trudeau had become premier of Canada.
And when he was filming a “proof-of-life” video, Boyle said he was told that Trump was president. Boyle said he thought they were joking. “It didn’t enter my brain that he was being serious, ” he said.
To be fair, that’s pretty much how you’d expect anyone to respond.