This post contains spoilers from the season finale. The last season finale we’ll ever insure aired last nighttime, and just about every single scene had people devotees losing it. I don’t guess I’ve hollered so much at a Tv since the Red Wedding, but this time I was hollering with glee because of all the sh* t that went down. Little Finger. Sansa and Arya. Gilly being right. Rhaegar and Lyanna’s wedding. Jaime leaving Cersei . .( I’m not going to talk about the last scene because it’s still a fresh weave .) Never have I ever been a fan of incest, but now I’m a stan. But guys, let’s be real. There was one true starring of last night’s episode, and that superstar was Jon Snow’s butt. And Twitter is basically bending its metaphorical knee to it.
If we were debating whether or not to bend the knee to this whole incest thing, we sure as hell are bending it now. We’re simply on the storey. After an entire season of be developed further, Jon and Dany finally hooked up and it was a vision to behold. Yeah, sure, Bran’s narrations over top the Jon and Dany sex scene was pretty damning, considering the fact that it’s now confirmed that Jon has more claim to the Iron Throne than Dany, and you know, SHE’S HIS AUNT AND EVERYTHING, but we’ll worry about that in two years when the final season of starts.
But for now, I’m going to rewatch that finale about 20 more days until I get my fill, and then I’m going to write a strongly worded letter to HBO demanding that they don’t ruin Jon and Dany’s relationship in the final season. Listen, people, if I’m going to support incest, this sh* t is going to be endgame! None of this “we’re going to build up this relationship and these characters and stimulate you feel a fiery ardour for them, and then, when you least expect it, we’re going to slaying them” bullsh* t we’ve had in past seasons. I crave and for Aegon Targaryen and his Auntie Daenerys, DO YOU HEAR ME ?! I don’t know how I feel about what I just said. Anyway, here are the best tweets about Jon Snow’s butt.
Give Jon Snow’s butt a penning credit.
Melisandre might have brought Jon Snow back from the dead, but Jon Snow’s butt brought back.
R+ L= The best butt in all of Westeros.
An Emmy-worthy performance.
Someone call George R. R. Martin and tell him we have an idea for the name of the next book.
KING OF THE NORTH … and likewise everything else.
She like to call me Peaches when we get this nasty.
Again, make. It. A. Writing. Credit.
Dany: “I can’t have children.” Jon Snow: “Hold my beer.”
I’m sorry, the old Twitter can’t come to the phone right now. Why? Oh, ’cause it’s dead! DEATH BY NORTHERN BOOTY.
You know nothing, Jon Snow … except how to do squats.